"every good lemur deserves a favor"

every good lemur deserves a favor

"sign your name in gasoline"

sign your name in gasoline

"tofurkey of doom"

tofurkey of doom

"that last post was way too meta"

that last post was way too meta

"sorry no new phrases lately"

sorry no new phrases lately

"tigers and books and baubles"

tigers and books and baubles

"once the doctor ate a llama"

once the doctor ate a llama

"extra special freaky food"

extra special freaky food

"ever so harshly, the bicycle lept"

ever so harshly, the bicycle lept

"there are no tigers made of snow"

there are no tigers made of snow

"never too far away from a locksmith"

never too far away from a locksmith

"the dark god of pumpkins"

the dark god of pumpkins

"after armageddon alex ate aardvarks"

after armageddon alex ate aardvarks

"getting the dog to tie his shoes"

getting the dog to tie his shoes

"do you eat rice after a holiday"

do you eat rice after a holiday

"the associate drowns in syrup"

the associate drowns in syrup

"delilah makes a tasty stew"

delilah makes a tasty stew

"if you eat flies for breakfast"

if you eat flies for breakfast

"once upon an MP3 player"

once upon an MP3 player

"if ever the crow"

If Ever the Crow

"nevermore said the rabbi"

nevermore said the rabbi